Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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