im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize