we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize