Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize