Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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