Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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