I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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