I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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