Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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