in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I CAN MOONWALK!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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