after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize