I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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