hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
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Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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