Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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