he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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