handjob tips. give me some.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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