I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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