Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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