the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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