he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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