apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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