Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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