dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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