so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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