don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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