Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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