I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize