I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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