you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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