guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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