I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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