google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
All the doctor said was why
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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