put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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