i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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