Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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