They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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