I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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You. Win. At. Life.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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