I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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