She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i need some magic done to my vagina
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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