I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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