You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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