their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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