how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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