it hurts more in the daytime
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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