There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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