i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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