Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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