She's JV to your varsity
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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