If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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