He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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